cas-hellodean:

loki-eat-your-vitamins:

#I lifted your angst ridden ass from Hell. #I think I can lift an anvil. 

 

#bitch

his face in the second gif is so sassy and perfect

the story of a man who starts and ends alone.

buttlid:

kymherz:

ippinka:

Try out a cool way to separate egg yolks from egg whites!

this is genius.

this is actually lifechanging

scout-ebubbles:

docot:

freddybenson:

leovaldezstyle:

freddybenson:

A

B

C

the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours

D

doctorinthemindpalace:

guineapigwithaflamethrower:

Demons run when a good man goes to war.
Night will fall and drown the sun
When a good man goes to war.

Friendship dies and true love lies
Night will fall and the dark will rise
When a good man goes to war.

Demons run, but count the cost.
The battle’s won but the child is lost.

HOLY SHIT

ladylorax:

edamane:

lolsofunny:

What happens when you burn a hole in a CD and blow air in it.

well okay then

SCIENCE

Science you’re drunk again

Science should always be drunk.

fudgedeelight:

cleophatrajones:

theuppitynegras:

I literally had to get up. leave the room, bury my face and i towel and scream

Crying hysterical tears

lolololololololol

we’re terribly sorry, but you can’t put your disobedient child in the stowaway luggage, you’re just going to have to carry on your wayward son